The Goofy Christmas Gift Guide: For the Quirkiest People on Your List
Looking for gifts that will make your loved ones laugh, scratch their heads, or both? Here’s a collection of delightfully weird and wonderfully wacky Christmas gifts for everyone on your list!
- The Burrito Blanket
What’s better than tacos? BEING the taco. Gift your loved one the power to roll themselves into a cozy human burrito with this tortilla-print blanket. Perfect for Netflix marathons or just lounging in their salsa-drenched glory.
- Inflatable Tube Guy (Desk Edition)
You know the flailing inflatable tube guys at car dealerships? Now imagine a tiny version, but for their desk. It wiggles, it waves, it screams “I’m productive!”
- Cat DJ Scratching Pad
For your feline overlords who demand entertainment, this mini DJ turntable doubles as a scratching post. Finally, your cat can drop some sick beats instead of just your houseplants.
- Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Because who wouldn’t want Nic Cage’s face staring at them as they fall asleep? Bonus: get the sequin flip version for endless hours of swiping between serious Nic and crazy Nic.
- Avocado Pool Float (Yes, in Winter)
This giant avocado-shaped float includes a removable pit (a beach ball) because life’s too short not to dream of summer—even when it’s snowing.
- “Emergency Clown Nose”
Ever been in a situation that could use some spontaneous cheer? A tiny red clown nose solves that. Stocking stuffer gold for your quirky friend who will use it immediately.
- Bread-Shaped Slippers
Nothing says “I loaf you” like a pair of fluffy bread slippers. Keep their toes toasty while they live their best glutenous life.
- World’s Smallest Vacuum
A teeny-tiny vacuum cleaner for their desk or countertop crumbs. It’s adorable, uselessly effective, and great for Type A personalities who can’t stand a single crumb.
- Potato Parcel
Why send a card when you can send a potato with your face on it? Potatoes are timeless, versatile, and hilarious—especially when they’re personalized.
- Screaming Goat Figurine
It’s exactly what it sounds like: a small goat that screams when pressed. For the farm animal enthusiast or anyone who loves chaos in tiny doses.
- Fish Flops
These fish-shaped sandals are equal parts hideous and iconic. Give them to someone who isn’t afraid to make waves in the fashion world.
- Mystery Box Subscription
For the ultimate goofy surprise, sign them up for a subscription service that sends out random, bizarre items monthly. (Think: rubber chickens, alien soap dispensers, or whoopee cushion coasters.)
- Giant Gummy Bear
Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a five-pound bear-shaped sugar bomb. Bonus: It doubles as a doorstop after the sugar coma hits.
- Crocs Charms: A DIY Gift
Customize Crocs with goofy Jibbitz charms like mini tacos, googly eyes, or a flamingo wearing sunglasses. This way, they’ll know you’ve truly embraced their questionable fashion choices.
- Pickle Candy Canes
Regular candy canes are boring. Pickle-flavored ones are the epitome of chaos. A gag gift they’ll love to hate—or weirdly enjoy.
This guide is your ticket to becoming the funniest gift-giver at Christmas. Choose wisely (or not), and let the goofy gifting commence!